Blocking the Aisles
Is it just my local supermarket or are a lot of the people in the others ignorant buggers? I'm happy to except you've met your brother's wife's mother but do you have to stand in the middle of the aisle with your huge fat butt blocking everyone else? If you have to stand still for a few minutes, please shift yourself, and your friend to the side so those of us who don't have all day to talk can get our jobs done.
I eventually get to the tills and there's always one who thinks he/she can flout the 'Baskets Only' rule. Your huge trolley is not for this till, get the f*ck out of it and go to the other tills, there's 15 more which will accept your trolley; the interesting thing is if they're told at the till they can't use that one they have a mini sulk and start demanding the manager. Fun ensued when the manager asked them to use another till.
We recently got those serve yourself tills at my local Morrisons, it does make me wonder how many checkout people lost their jobs to those damn machines. How long before no one actually works at a supermarket and it's all automated? There's so much unemployment that doesn't adding these increase that problem or do the supermarkets not care?
On a lighter note here's a picture of a snow penis. Take care and have fun out there!
On a lighter note here's a picture of a snow penis. Take care and have fun out there!
